Monday

APRIL 1st, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions


[ Reader Submissions care neither for eggs nor for foolishness: ]


WELCOME TO TODAY'S NEWS CONFERENCE / WOULD...WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP DRUMMING?

$1.3 MILLION IN BACKPACK / WHERE'S THE MONEY, LEBOWSKI?

WHO'S THAT RESTAURANT? / IT'S ARKADASH!!!

THIRD / SEED

WOULD YOU LIKE A ROAD / TO GO WITH YOUR POTHOLES?

PAINT LINES ON THE ROAD? / HELL NO

+1C / TIME FOR SANDALS
[ Reader Submissions appear every Monday, combination-holiday-and-seasonal-prank-justification or not, from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]

No comments:

Post a Comment