[ The Reader Submissions' three Rs are reduce, reuse and... Rob Lowe?: ]
NEW RECYCLING CARTS WILL BE RECORDED IN DATABASE
JUST LIKE ALL THE ASSAULTS DOWNTOWN, RIGHT? RIGHT?
LINDENWOODS ANNUAL GARAGE SALE / RELEASE THE JACKBOOTS
WE CAN TAKE THE PARENTHESES / OFF THE (D), I GUESS
OMG / THE GUY WHO BAILED ON THE WEST WING IS IN TOWN!
THE GIANT PILE OF SHIT / IS A GREAT PLACE FOR A $300,000 TRACTOR
SORRY ABOUT THE / ACCIDENTAL DECAPITATION
IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED / SET THE HOUSE ON FIRE AGAIN
[ All gently-used, good-condition Reader Submissions can be dropped off at the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]
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