Monday

DECEMBER 12th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions


[ Reader Submissions never took their Christmas lights down to begin with, so this time of year doesn't really seem any different than usual: ]
GET DRUNK AT THE MARYLAND. STEAL CAB. / DRIVE TO THE BALMORAL

SAVE MOVIE VILLAGE / I HAVEN'T BEEN THERE IN YEARS

WE'RE IN A FINANCIAL CRISIS FROM OVERSPENDING

LETS [sic] KEEP INTEREST LOW SO WE CAN SPEND MORE

TASERS / DAMN SLIPPERY

HAD TO LEAVE EUROPE TRIP EARLY

REFUSE TO USE TURN SIGNALS / FOG LIGHTS ON ALL THE TIME

DON'T NEED BOOTS / I HAVE SNEAKERS
[ Reader Submissions spread their unique brand of cheer every Monday courtesy of the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]
COULDN'T FIND A DECENT CHEESE NIP ANYWHERE

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