JANUARY 24th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ You had your fingers crossed, you stuck it to this week's Reader Submissions: ]


CARBON MONOXIDE / A DEADLY THREAT FROM CARS, TRUCKS AND DAYCARE CENTRES ALIKE!

LEARN YOUR NATION'S HISTORY. / READ THE STREET NAMES.

INNOCENCE / THAT'S ALL YOU EVER PLEADED

GLENDALE / WE HATE 'EM

PEOPLE DRIVE 20KM/H UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT... / ...BETTER REMIND THEM TO ''JUST SLOW DOWN''.

DAKOTA, DUNKIRK, OSBORNE, COLONY, BALMORAL, ISABEL, SALTER / WHAT DO I WIN?

MOOSE GAME ON CBC / STILL DIDN'T WATCH IT
[ Reader Submissions know that they double-crossed the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator; just how much can it endure? ]