DECEMBER 6th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Not known for its festive spirit, this is a little segment we like to call "Reader Submissions": ]


NOT HANDING OUT ENOUGH TICKETS / DRESS LIKE BUMS

IT'S NOT COLD / UNLESS I GET FROSTBITE

PAY $600 FOR U OF M PARKING SPOT / WALK 20 MINUTES ANYWAY

FULL STOPS / ARE FOR SUCKERS

GOTTA TAKE A DRIVE TO PICK UP WEED? / TAKE SHOTS OF 45% CROWN ROYAL!

BOXING DAY STORE HOURS / WILL TEAR US APART

2010 / WTF WHERE DID IT GO
[ Reader Submissions feature here each Monday, delivered as always through the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]