OCTOBER 4th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ It's Monday, there are Reader Submissions, I presume you are familiar with the process: ]


OXYCONTIN ADDICTS / RUINED IT FOR THE REST OF US

GUY TAKING A PISS IN PORTAGE STAIRWELL / PROBLEM?

THE DUDE IN THE BEST SLEEP CENTRE COMMERCIALS / KNOWS HIS SHIT

WINNIPEG / IS BORING

WINNIPEG'S SPORTS TEAMS / CHAMPIONSHIP FREE SINCE 1994

BAAACK / DOOOR!!!11 [sic]

CIVIC ELECTION / AUGH NOBODY FUCKING CARES
[ Reader Submissions are our feature presentation every Monday as delivered through the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator, which... just happens to be down right now. Whatever, it'll be back. ]