OCTOBER 11th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Listen up, turkeys, it's Reader Submissions time: ]
WAS OUR LAST CIVIC SPORTS TRIUMPH

TRAFFIC CIRCLES / ARE SCARY AND CONFUSING

BRANDON, MB / I SPENT A WEEK THERE ONE AFTERNOON

RIDE BIKE ON ROAD, HIT RED LIGHT / IMMEDIATELY RIDE ON SIDEWALK

EAT AT RESTAURANT IN FARGO / DONT [sic] TIP

LOLZ / 16 COPS = 74% DECREASE IN STOLEN CARZ

WINNING A BUSH LEAGUE BASEBALL LEAGUE TITLE 16 YEARS AGO

GIVE CHANGE TO HOBO / GET STABBED
[ Every Monday we are thankful for Reader Submissions, which are mixed with bread crumbs and forcefully stuffed through the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]