AUGUST 16th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

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OUR CAB DRIVERS / SHOULD GET DANGER PAY

ATTEMPT BACK DOOR OF CITY TRANSIT BUS / MISS STOP

WINKLER, MB / GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR MOST COMBINES ON A WHEAT FIELD

41 CELSIUS / JESUS CHRIST

MAN ASSAULTED IN FORT ROUGE / BY AS MANY AS FOUR YOUNG THUGS

NOT HAPPY WITH YOUR BROTHER? / STAB HIM

DELIGHTFULLY SARCASTIC / FRIGHTFULLY SERIOUS
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