MAY 31st, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Closing out the month, here are seven submissions from the Meme Generator: ]
IT IS SUMMER / COMMENCE THE GANG WARS

SIGN THIRTY YEAR CONTRACT

BUT DON'T BOTHER READING IT FIRST OR ANYTHING

IT'S RAINING / CHECK BASEMENT NERVOUSLY FOR FLOATING TURDS

ON PROBATION / WEAR MASK, STEAL SHIT

SEEK REFUGE FROM A DEADLY WAR ZONE / MOVE TO WINNIPEG'S WEST END

LA PLUME DE MA TANTE EST DANS MON ONCLE / WHAT'S FRENCH FOR 'STAB'?

WE GOT THE JETS BACK! / (ALMOST)
[ Seven Reader Submissions every Monday, rain or shine, from the Winnipeg Cat Meme Generator. ]