APRIL 5th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ Seven of the best of the best from the new-new-look, harder-to-read Meme Generator: ]
AT 7 AM

ANY KNIFE / IS A THROWING KNIFE

GET DRUG ADDICTS OFF STREETS / PUT THEM ON OTHER STREETS

GET ROBBED AND SEXUALLY ASSAULTED WHILE WAITING FOR BUS

THE SHOPS / OF SELKIRK

DRAINAGE? / WHO NEEDS THAT, WE GOTS 2 RIVERS MELTING

BUSES THAT RUN ON TIME / SO OVERRATED

SMOKE METH / STEAL SHIT
[ Seven new Reader Submissions, every Monday, from the Meme Generator; add yours today! They're harder than they look! ]