MARCH 15th, PART II -- Seven Reader Submissions

[ The system works! Seven new reader submissions from the revised, sluggishly-loading Meme Generator: ]
ICE CUTTING MACHINES / ARE MORE USEFUL

AT THE BOTTOM OF THE RIVER

''DROP YOUR WEAPON!'' / TOO OFTEN IS TAKEN AS SARCASM

CAN'T KEEP YOUR BUDGET ON TRACK / SUE EVERYONE

SLOW NEWS DAY / WRITE ABOUT HOW GREAT PIGEONS ARE

FLYING PIZZA / FLYING BULLETS

GARBAGE BINS / MOST HEATED DEBATE IN WINNIPEG HISTORY

AHHH LOOK! / IT'S A CAT!
[ Seven Reader Submissions every Monday, assuming there are any, from the latest incarnation of the Meme Generator. Give it a whirl! ]